Entering from Stage Left

Nate: Um, hello?

Blogosphere echoes mustily

Nate: Man...this is weird. I've never written a blog before. What do I say?

Shuffles digital desk papers

Nate: I guess I could talk about my feelings and stuff, the girl who sits behind me in class that I like, or quote high-faultin' poetry like someone who'll go unmentioned...but that's not me.

Beat

Nate: If I were a blogger, what kind of blog would I write? What kind of blog defines me?*

(*Disclaimer: Nate is not someone who writes questions like the one above and would be more likely to avoid anyone who would seriously ponder such a question.)

(Further note: Nate feels the same way about people who talk in third person.)